December 2011
2 posts
Dec 29th
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November 2011
1 post
Nov 8th
144 notes
October 2011
1 post
Tattoo Email
Me: mom, I’m going to get a very small tattoo. Don’t be mad. Mom: I am mad  pls do not do this - I hate it it’s dreadful I’m begging you pls don’t!!! Also risk of infection
Oct 11th
September 2011
4 posts
"Those experiments, Mr. Smith said in a statement,... →
YES.
Sep 20th
Sep 18th
These crows are smarter than most people I know →
Sep 14th
a family email chain
Reference point 1: This is my mother.  Reference point 2: the cute, furry thing in this photo is “Josie”, the one looking like a slut is my dad. Reference point 3: This is my sister, Margaret. The following is a direct transcript of an email conversation that took place between the people pictured above - my mom, dad, margaret and myself - about whether or not our apricot...
Sep 12th
August 2011
8 posts
WatchWatch
We have a reel. it’s new. yipee. 
Aug 30th
Aug 11th
Aug 9th
9 tags
Aug 9th
1 note
Pilates on steroids →
I seriously never thought I’d be the douche to say this aloud but I’m obsessed with this pilates class. it’s a little like crack but totes legal.
Aug 4th
Aug 3rd
Aug 3rd
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"I'm not going to endorse becoming just another... →
It’s a fine line. Props to Feingold for calling attention to the insane amount of cash that is flowing into our political system but no props (yet) for doing anything legit about it. I mean, so you started a PAC and are collecting emails…revolutionary! Maybe there is another choice between stepping away from the cash and diving into it in ineffective ways. Perhaps there is a way to...
Aug 3rd
February 2011
1 post
Feb 19th
December 2010
1 post
Dec 7th
November 2010
1 post
Nov 16th
October 2010
2 posts
5 tags
Oct 8th
Brilliant →
“If the penis is an oh-so-natural fit for the vagina then why the hell did God leave off the vibrating attachment? “
Oct 8th
September 2010
2 posts
Here Comes The Bri..... Wait, Who's That Bitch? |... →
“Each week, a group of women competes head-to-head in such challenges as writing wedding vows and planning honeymoons.” The first sentence is bad but it gets even better.
Sep 16th
5 tags
Sep 4th
August 2010
4 posts
Aug 25th
Aug 19th
7 tags
Aug 19th
7 tags
Is this ad suggesting what I think it’s...
If it is, we should boycott the NY Times and One and Only resorts. I need Adrienne Rich to get this thing started.
Aug 1st