December 2011
2 posts
November 2011
1 post
October 2011
1 post
Tattoo Email
Me: mom, I’m going to get a very small tattoo. Don’t be mad.
Mom: I am mad pls do not do this - I hate it it’s dreadful I’m begging you pls don’t!!!
Also risk of infection
September 2011
4 posts
"Those experiments, Mr. Smith said in a statement,... →
YES.
These crows are smarter than most people I know →
a family email chain
Reference point 1: This is my mother.
Reference point 2: the cute, furry thing in this photo is “Josie”, the one looking like a slut is my dad.
Reference point 3: This is my sister, Margaret.
The following is a direct transcript of an email conversation that took place between the people pictured above - my mom, dad, margaret and myself - about whether or not our apricot...
August 2011
8 posts
We have a reel. it’s new. yipee.
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Pilates on steroids →
I seriously never thought I’d be the douche to say this aloud but I’m obsessed with this pilates class. it’s a little like crack but totes legal.
"I'm not going to endorse becoming just another... →
It’s a fine line. Props to Feingold for calling attention to the insane amount of cash that is flowing into our political system but no props (yet) for doing anything legit about it. I mean, so you started a PAC and are collecting emails…revolutionary! Maybe there is another choice between stepping away from the cash and diving into it in ineffective ways. Perhaps there is a way to...
February 2011
1 post
December 2010
1 post
November 2010
1 post
October 2010
2 posts
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Brilliant →
“If the penis is an oh-so-natural fit for the vagina then why the hell did God leave off the vibrating attachment? “
September 2010
2 posts
Here Comes The Bri..... Wait, Who's That Bitch? |... →
“Each week, a group of women competes head-to-head in such challenges as writing wedding vows and planning honeymoons.” The first sentence is bad but it gets even better.
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August 2010
4 posts
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Is this ad suggesting what I think it’s...
If it is, we should boycott the NY Times and One and Only resorts. I need Adrienne Rich to get this thing started.